Just to clear out a little backlog of random thoughts...
1) My brain was making demands for getting homework done. Essentialy, in order to get anything done, I was blackmailed into fetching M&M's... do other people's brains work this way, with such a disconnect between the part of you that wants to do something and the part that actually does it?
2) The Mountain Dew lid said "for comments or questions, call ######etc." Do they have cool questions? Do you get to pick whether you get a comment or a question?
3) Would ranch dressing and jerk sauce make a good chicken topping? Mix before applying or after?
4) It occurs to me that getting computers to recognize emotion is functionally equivalent to getting computers to recognize "art".