Would you like fries with that?

Hey, it's yet another irreverent (although not as bad as some) religious
humor list.  So, WOULD you like fries with that?

Jehovah's Witnesses:  Knock, knock, would you like fries with that?
Capitlalism:  You can get them supersized for only 39 cents...
Communism:  Here is your fry.
Anarchism:  Fries, up for grabs!
Taoism:  There are fries.
Confucianism:  Confucius say, "Would you like fries with that?"
Hinduism:  Would you like fries but no hamburger?
Yoga:  Be one with the fry.
Islam:  These fries are the will of Allah.
Eastern Orthodox:  We have the original fries.
Catholicism:  You see, the substance of the fries actually becomes the
substance of...
Anglican:  We still serve fries, too.
Judaism:  Are these fries kosher?
American Judaism:  Mmm, good fries, what did you say?
American Catholicism:  Just eat the fries that you want.
Wicca:  We like natural fries.
Calvinism:  Only some people get fries.
Baptist:  Are these fries in any fashion related with any endorsement of
homosexuality in any way?
Christian Scientist:  Those fries only LOOK fattening.
Mormonism:  How many orders of fries do you want?
Pentacostalism:  My fries talk back.
Fundamentalism:  It only took six days to make these fries.
New Age:  I'll take one of everything with a side of fries.
Universal Life Church:  Would you like fries with your free ordination?
Branch Davidians:  Touch my fries and I'll shoot you.
Hedonism:  Enjoy the fries.
Atheism:  Those fries don't come from anywhere.
Agnosticism:  I don't know if those fries come from anywhere.
Unitarianism:  Who cares where the fries come from?  They're all fries.



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